Station Zero

    Here at Bonehill Films we’re about to start production of our latest project, the follow-up to Gwenevere and Prairie Rascals . Bad Access to Hennock is a gripping crime drama based on the popular Bovey Tracey road sign (above). This time we’re in the present day for once, although our heroine, Celia Jesson, seems to be stuck somewhere in the 1950s. She’s a character created by top comic actress Joanna Neary , and I’ve always wanted to build a film around her.   In our story, Celia is living in the little village of Binsworthy on the edge of Dartmoor. While husband Fred is off on a golfing trip with his pals she finds herself drawn into one of those webs of mystery and intrigue one hears so much about, involving a devilishly handsome fugitive (Alex Smith) a ruthless international criminal (Amanda Lindseth) and two semi-competent gangsters (Mylo Sermon and, er, me). She has no one to turn to for help except washed-up 1980s pop star turned New Age therapist Tan...