Annoyingly, my laptop is now so antiquated that it seems incapable of swiping new pictures off the internet, so here's a random Arthur picture from an earlier post.. I hadn't been planning to watch The Pendragon Cycle : Rise of the Merlin , partly because it has two titles and they're both bad, but mostly because I felt I'd got Arthurian things out of my system for a while by making Gwenevere . But I had a look at it out of curiosity, and I think it's at least as good as most of the films and TV shows I reviewed in my Arthurian Films series on here a few years ago. Based on a series of novels by Stephen Lawhead (which I haven't read), The Pendragon Cycle has been brought to your telly screens by a dodgy-looking American right wing outfit called The Daily Wire, and is overseen by writer/director Jeremy Boreing. One has to admire the sheer nerve it must have taken to make a career in the entertainment industry with a name like 'Boreing', it's ju...
Here at Bonehill Films we’re about to start production of our latest project, the follow-up to Gwenevere and Prairie Rascals . Bad Access to Hennock is a gripping crime drama based on the popular Bovey Tracey road sign (above). This time we’re in the present day for once, although our heroine, Celia Jesson, seems to be stuck somewhere in the 1950s. She’s a character created by top comic actress Joanna Neary , and I’ve always wanted to build a film around her. In our story, Celia is living in the little village of Binsworthy on the edge of Dartmoor. While husband Fred is off on a golfing trip with his pals she finds herself drawn into one of those webs of mystery and intrigue one hears so much about, involving a devilishly handsome fugitive (Alex Smith) a ruthless international criminal (Amanda Lindseth) and two semi-competent gangsters (Mylo Sermon and, er, me). She has no one to turn to for help except washed-up 1980s pop star turned New Age therapist Tan...